Wednesday, May 23, 2012

drumms srtoorryyyy

A fireman came home from work
one day and said to his wife, "U
know sumthing woman, We have a
wonderful new system at d fire
station." Bell 1 rings - we put on
our jackets. Bell 2 rings we slide
down d pole. Bell 3 rings -we jump
on d engine and we ready to go.
"From now on woman, when I say,
'Bell one,I want you to strip naked.
When I say, Bell two, you jump on
d bed. When I say, Bell three, we
gonna make love all tru d night
girl." The next night, he came
home and shouted, "Bell One" and
the wife stripped naked! "Bell
Two" and she jumped on the bed!
"Bell Three" and they started to
make love! After a few minutes, the
wife yelled out, "Bell Four !!!!"
"WOMAN ... What de hell is 'Bell
Four'?" he asked. She replied, "Roll
out more hose, man, you nowhere
near de fire!"

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